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I'm Back.

 Hi! I'm back! I hope you had a good Christmas (I know I did) but since I haven't posted since...when? June?! I have a few things to talk about. First off, we have a NEW SERIES ALERT! Yep, I'm gonna be doing a monthly series called YouTuber of the Month. As you may or may not have guessed, a YouTuber of the Month is going to be crowned...every month!  This month's YouTuber (I decided to miss out July, August, September, October (Birthday Month!), and November...owing to me not posting) is... Let's Game It Out!  If you like Tycoon and Simulator games being pushed to their absolute limits, then Josh is the guy for you! Go check him out @Let'sGameItOut on YouTube + Twitch! Now this, ladies and gentlepenguins, is where Toby shamelessly plugs his YouTube channel. Thanks, voiceover guy. Wait. Where did you even come from? Get outta my living room! I might hire you later! Anyways, my YouTube channel is available @PickTheDiamondLock! Go check it out! Tell your friends a
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My Friend's Revenge On A Piece Of Cheese, And How I Beat MC With A Twist Again.

 Reading the title, your brain could generate several different ways on how my friend got his revenge on a piece of cheese, but we'll start from the beginning.  My friend's name is Ethan, and he's brilliantly funny and he hates carrots. Yeah. That's literally the first thing you need to know about him.😄 But he resists the (apparantly terrifying) carrots by eating cheese. A lot of  cheese. I had never seen anyone consume this much cheese ever in my life, until I met Ethan. Today, he sucsessfully managed to get his revenge on a piece of cheese by... throwing it across the classroom, chucking it out of the window, stepping on it, and subsequently told off by our teacher. But what had the cheese ever done to him? It joined the side of the carrots. Dun Dun Duuuun! Plot twist I know, but it's not as dramatic (even for me)... unless you're Ethan. Ethan had his normal cheese for lunch, but his unsuspecting Mum put carrot sticks in his lunch. And one piece of cheese ha
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Father's Day: Minecraft, Memes, and Wacky Walks!

 Today was father's day, definitely a weird one though! And no, I'm not just talking about COVID, so here's the full story. Started it off with having the completely necessary pancakes, I only had three (and a massive bowl of cereal).😁 Me and my brother then exploded into the customary videos. We ended up watching a channel called Memeanade, his memes are properly funny and a must watch for anybody needing a laugh. Note: More suitable for 10-11 year olds, still absolutely hilarious otherwise. After that we embarked on a walk, which ende up in Mum shooing a baby cow away, me charging down a hill at about 300mph, and getting lost several times. Great walk!  Then I finally was able to get onto Minecraft and, based on a suggestion from one of my friends, was able to boot up a third Beating MC Wih A Twist world. I have two other worlds one where I attempt to beat Minecraft with random effects added to me. In the first world, (which I actually beat Minecraft) I beat it with Spee
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